Battle of the World Cup Pundits....

Last, but by no means least.....

HAILING ALL THE WAY FROM URUGUAY, FAMILIAR TO ALL CHAVSKI AND SPURS FANS, IT'S SUNDERLAND'S SAVIOUR, GUS 'MACKEM' POYET!!!!!

IN THE OPPOSING CORNER, ONE OF ENGERLUNDS LYNCHPINS IN THEIR MODERN DAY DEFENCE, CHIEF CHOREOGRAPHER OF EVERY DAMN GOAL CELEBRATION HE CAN MUSCLE IN ON, ITS RIO 'MY TOP LIP IS PREPOSTEROUS' FERDINAND!!!!!

I enjoy Gus' passion, I enjoy the way gets animated nearly every two minutes, he dresses well, he has a sound tactical mind, but whenever he speaks, I think to myself it's as if our Grand Creator has given a piranha the power to talk. His jaw looks like it's going to clamp down on whoever is unlucky enough to be near. Fingers crossed for Lawro.

Rio, well, I for one think he has a case of the Nevilles' about him. Thankfully, not Phil though. Thoroughly despised his presence on the pitch, any pitch. Couldn't abide the way he'd run 90yds to jump on the shoulders of the player who deserved the plaudits. I also abhor his monstrous top lip. Listening to him though, his refreshing views on zonal marking, his take on tactics and his general opinions haven't been the way of his playing persona. He has put himself across well, even in the presence of more charismatic men and may yet have a future replacing MOTD's current defensive c*ntchop, Alan Hansen. Oh yeah, I hate his clothing line as well.

VERDICT - Rio with his rangy jab keeps Poyet at bay long enough to score a points victory.

So, to sum up, Titi, Seedorf, Rio, Dixon and Vieira would all line up on the sofa and show Redknapp and the rest of the incumbent pundit squad next season how it should be done. Alongside Neville, this crack corps of footballing genius would lead to much more freeflowing football viewing. The zenith of this group, the star atop the Christmas tree of punditry, would be Thierry. His wisdom, his humour, his rapier wit, all in his second language, pale into comparison when highlighting his smooth charisma. He can 'BANTZ' it with the rest, showcased when Robbie Savage got his just desserts twice on one show. We all know he can dress like a Hollywood leading man, his looks make George Clooney look up at the heavens and shalke a fist at Old Man God and it helps that his career has been studded with every precious jewel you can care to think of. I implore the BBC to snap him up when his contract with NYRB ends, but I suspect that, just like during his playing career, there will be a queue for his services longer than a dole line in Stoke. 

All these views are my own and they are just that, views. I do realise that I’ve missed out on Keown, Townsend and a couple of others but Keown rocks everything he does and Townsends utter gibberish is only fit for kids TV, plus this blog is long enough as it is. The less said about Captain Sleep himself Phill Neville the better. Please don't take umbrage if you think Hoddle and his man-meat should be crowned best pundit. Just send me a tweet. This was just a bit of fun to fill the time. The World Cup has been brilliant thus far and I thought I'd capitalise on this by putting out a bit of gubbins that I'd seen people commenting on. I do hope you'll read and have a titter. 

I've been your Ring-announcer and Head Pundit-Killer. Enjoy the Cup.

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